Whole Foods Market, the world’s leading all natural, all hipster foods grocer, just announced its new store opening in the neighborhood formerly known as Downtown South (in honor of its arrival we’re rebranding the district SODO)!
This highly anticipated upgrade to the neighborhood will offer fresher, higher quality foods, the metropolitan charm of a mixed income crowd, and the validation that our little Main Street District has finally made it.
So long shopping local… Hellooo Whole Foods!
#SODOSOPA #AprilFools